Roy Pearson’s Pants Are on Fire
June 25th, 2007
Roy Pearson, the man suing a cleaners for $54 million over lost pants, got his day in court today and shockingly lost (the case was tossed by the judge) and may now have to pay legal fees which unfortunately don’t amount to $54 million. According to ABC News, the hearing was brief yet emotional and “Pearson broke down in tears and had to take a break from his testimony because he became too emotional while questioning himself about his experience with the missing trousers.”
Is this guy for real? Pearson should sue himself for losing his dignity and the rest of us should sue him for waisting the court’s time with this insanely stupid lawsuit.
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